Fuck Yeah, Film Quotes

Toulouse-Lautrec: The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Toulouse-Lautrec: The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Jane: I think you should just admit that you’re a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy…
Kevin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say “sexy”?
Jane: [nervous] What?
Kevin: You think I’m sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: It’s okay if you do.
Jane: I don’t!

(27 Dresses, 2008)

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: [off screen] I’m the man.

(Kill Bill, 2003)

Teddy Daniels: I gotta get off this rock, Chuck. Get back to the mainland. Whatever the hell’s going on here, it’s bad. Don’t worry partner, they’re not gonna catch us.
Chuck Aule: That’s right, we’re too smart for em.
Teddy Daniels: Yeah, we are, aren’t we. You know, this place makes me wonder.
Chuck Aule: Yeah, what’s that, boss?
Teddy Daniels: Which would be worse, to live as a monster or to die as a good man?

(Shutter Island, 2010)

Spyros: I know you have questions. I wish I had the answers…
Perseus: I’ve got everything I need right here.

(Clash of the Titans, 2010)

Johnny Storm: Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?
Ben Grimm: Where am I?
Johnny Storm: Back on Earth. We’re in quarantine. Victor’s medical facility.
Ben Grimm: Reed? Sue?
Johnny Storm: Oh, they’re fine. Everybody else is fine.
Ben Grimm: What’s wrong with me?
Johnny Storm: I swear to you, Ben, they’ve done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.
[Johnny picks up a hand mirror on the bed table before Ben can reach it, reluctant to give it to him]
Ben Grimm: Give me that mirror.
Johnny Storm: I don’t think if that’s a good idea. They said the shock alone…
Ben Grimm: I said, give me that goddamn mirror!
Johnny Storm: Okay, Ben. Just be strong.
[Ben grabs it from him. Then slowly raises it to look and see that he’s totally normal]
Johnny Storm: Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn’t do anything to fix your face.

(Fantastic Four, 2002)

Lucy: Why are men bald? Sam: Sometimes they’re bald because their head is shiny and they don’t have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.
(I Am Sam, 2001)

Lucy: Why are men bald?
Sam: Sometimes they’re bald because their head is shiny and they don’t have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.

(I Am Sam, 2001)

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I’m at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it’s Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants…

(Juno, 2007)

Jess: Why are you doing this to me, Joe? Every time I talk myself out of it, you come around and make it sound so easy.
Joe: I guess I don’t want to give up on you.

(Bend It Like Beckham, 2002)

Matt: Listen, isn’t part of the priestly thing giving relationship advice?
John Sullivan: Relationship advice, yes - sex advice, no. Part of the priestly thing - and stop calling it that - is not to have sex, remember?
Matt: It’s funny. I didn’t say a thing about sex.
John Sullivan: Sure you did…
Matt: No, I didn’t. I guess thinking about sex *is* part of the priestly thing - at least for some.
John Sullivan: Get out.
Matt: Fine.

(40 Days and 40 Nights, 2002)